Football Jokes
| Author | : Macmillan Adult's Books |
| Publisher | : Pan Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 2014-06-05 |
| ISBN-10 | : 9781447259831 |
| ISBN-13 | : 1447259831 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (831 Downloads) |
Download or read book Football Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.
