Farticus Maximus

Download or read book Farticus Maximus written by and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2012 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hold your nose - Farticus Maximus is back in a rip-roaring sequel! Have you ever let one rip and blamed ... your brother or sister? Your best friend? The dog? Your dad or mom, or even your teacher? Have you ever laughed, snorted, blushed or just smiled at the sound of someone popping-off? Have you ever broken wind in the bath, in your classroom, on the school bus or in bed? If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, then Farticus Maximus is definitely for you. Farticus Maximus, Greatest Gladiator of All Time, is back in the arena with his arch enemy Gassius Brutus, whom he must "butterfly-kiss" or face losing his beloved Rhina forever! Will the power of Farticus's almighty wind be strong enough to prevail? Also features grannies who don't toot (or do they?), the return of the Stick Dudes in "Phwooohhh!," new Fartoons and more!